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The Necromancer's Bed & Breakfast

by namnyak7

Mira Thornfield never asked to inherit a haunted inn—especially not The Midnight Roost, a sentient Victorian B&B where the guests are all dead, the waffle iron is a literal hellmouth, and the health inspector is a banshee who deducts points for "lack of ectoplasm."After burning out as a hospice nurse, Mira suddenly finds herself the new owner of this very peculiar establishment, complete with:Vlad the Vampire, who complains his "sunny-side-up eggs" are too literal.Marrow the Skeleton Chef, whose…